school holidays rules. even when theres like nothing to do and its kind of boring its better than school.
5 bad things about holidays
1. theres nothing good on tv
2. you can't really do much coz you dont have a liscence or id
3. when you hang out at the plaza sometimes there are jock dicks there going to the movies
4. when you dont have the internet at home it gets a bit boring
5. homework
5 bad things about school
1. asshole jocks!!!!
2. asshole teachers who want to stiffle your creativity and make you just another sheep in the heard
3. homework
4. getting up early!!!
5. just having to do the same thing every day
so yeah having said that, id much rather holidays.
my step dad is such an asshole. he's never even LIKED soccer before but now he's all obsessed and always hogs the tv it sucks. i wish i had a tv in my brother and my room, because then we could have our own space and stuff.
5 bad things about holidays
1. theres nothing good on tv
2. you can't really do much coz you dont have a liscence or id
3. when you hang out at the plaza sometimes there are jock dicks there going to the movies
4. when you dont have the internet at home it gets a bit boring
5. homework
5 bad things about school
1. asshole jocks!!!!
2. asshole teachers who want to stiffle your creativity and make you just another sheep in the heard
3. homework
4. getting up early!!!
5. just having to do the same thing every day
so yeah having said that, id much rather holidays.
my step dad is such an asshole. he's never even LIKED soccer before but now he's all obsessed and always hogs the tv it sucks. i wish i had a tv in my brother and my room, because then we could have our own space and stuff.
posted by Courtney at 10:54 PM
27 Comments:
i woz at burra plaza da otha day n i saw lots of asshole der 2. but da adults at da plaza during da day r so rude 2! dey look at u lyk u shudnt b der and im lyk 'screw u we hav skool holidayz n dis iz a place 4 yung ppl to hang out, not 4 old ppl so get fukd!!!!!' i heard dis 1 woman sed 2 her frend i lookd lyk a dum slut cuz i woz wearing a tanktop inside da plaza n skintite jeanz wit my high bootz n she sed i shudnt wear dat wen itz 10 degreez but wot wood she no? dey hav heating in da plaza ne way duh. old ppl r so stupid. she must of been lyk 27 or sumfin, stupid old bitch!!!!!!!!!! so itz not jus da teenagaz who iz not kool, courtney, der r assholez everywer. u sound lyk a kool guy.
xxxxxxxxx
tahnee
You should try chroming Courtney. You dont nee id to buy paint and plastic bagz
OMG ! NO! Your dad wanted to watch something on the TV that HE owns.. dear me.. dear me.. whatever shall we do..
and of course, you realise dont you, that most of the soccer is on at stupid times of the morning, when little boys like you should be asleep
fuck me. tahnee must also be a parody.
people don't REALLY talk like that.
do they ?
wot do u mean im a parody? i dont even hav a bird. y r u so mean 2 every1 n e way? did sumfin bad happen 2 u wen u woz a baby?
ahahahaha.
Dearest Courtney,
Don't take this as a personal attack but theres just some things that have to be said.
1. Emo is short for "Emotive Hardcore". It is a branch of Hardcore Punk that came about in the mid 80's. 'Rites of Spring' is one example of an Emo band. Funderal for a friend, My chemical romance and so on are not emo. For more information you cant go here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_%28music%29
2. Stop whinging about your life and appreciate what you have. People will always have differents values and attitudes to you and there will always be people who single out and discriminate certain groups. You are not being targeted specifically for having a fringe (and so on).
3. People who really cut themselves don't announce it on the internet. Stop trying to get attention.
4. Learn to negotiate. Don't just run away and hide in your room or send your brother under the house. Have some maturity and at least someone on this planet might take you seriously.
5. Eating meat doesn't make you a savage. If you choose to be a vegitarian then thats ok but don't expect the whole world to change for you.
I've probably forgotten something but shit happens. I just thought you should know that I live in WA and heaps people at my school read your blog for a laugh. I still don't know if this is a serious blog but either way it's definately become a joke. You need to get laid or have a bat or something.
One last thing, I listen to grindcore and death metal and theres one song by a band called Cock and ball torture which reminded me of you. Here are the lyrics...
Four Legged Whore - CABT
Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole
Hard push, damn its tight but feels so good
I fuck like a rabbid, cat screams in agony
Faster adn faster, cat is unconscious
I cut off its tail and shove it up my ass
Innards ripped out, head cut off, cat is fucked up
Squirting my sperm allover the mess
Tomorrow Im gonna buy a dog
I wish you all the best with your teen angst and hope you get a job so you can shut up about the concerts you miss.
Lots of love, Mark - Perth, WA
PS: I think you might be able to get some testostrone pills off the doctor.
do you know how to differenciate? its a simple rule...
say we are given a function in the form;
f(x)= ax^n
we could find the gradient function using the rule;
If f(x)=ax^n
then (dy/dx)= anx^(n-1)
Example
Find the gradient function of the function f(x)= 6x^3
Answer (dy/dx)= (6*3)x^(3-1)
ie: 18x^2
as you can see the gradient function of a cubic function is given as a quadratic function. this applies to all situations for example the gradient function of a quadratic equation will be given by a linear eqation and the gradient function of a linear function will be given by a graphy in the form f(x)=n where n is any intiger.
this was only a VERY simple example so dont get ahead of yourself. do some research, you are quite young but i suggest you have a read of Introductory Calculus by AJ Sadler. his books are very easy to understand. learning calculus will boost your HP by 10! differenciation can be applied in many situations such as optimisation, a very handy life skill. its also useful in pissing people off but who would want to do that?
anyway, if you are lucky i might return to teach you the process of intergration (the reverse of differenciation). until then stay true to yourself and dont let anyone judge you on your sexuality.
live long and prosper
wot r u idots talkin bout?
obviously, you are ignorant tahnee. its called calculus.
and you are stupid too, just thought i'd throw that in. i like abusing people over the anonymity of the internet.
u r stupid anoimous y wood u stik kalkulus on da net. da net is for blogs not for maths. u iz da stupid 1. at least u cood thik of a betta name dan anoimous, wats dat ment to mean? stupid head mc stupid? LOLZ!
anonymous u r a kokhed faggot. y dont u just fuk off n leave courtney n all off his fans alone u asshole.
hey courtney i just wanted to let u know ur peotry is awesome. seriously. if u were here id gouge ur eye out and skull fuck you till i cum in ur lobe then keep u locked in my basement congealing for a week before ripping ur head off an beating off down your neck.no shit it's that good. fucktard.
britney*
Some corrections.
You are stupid "anonymous". Why would you put calculus on the internet? The internet is for blogs, not maths. You are the stupid one. The least you could do is think of a better name than anonymous; What's that meant to mean? Stupid head MC stupid. Laughs out loud.
To answer your questions, I put calculus on the internet because I thought Courtney might find it interesting. You are correct in one aspect. Indeed, the internet can be used for "blogging" but there are many other uses. I do however disagree with your statement that "I am the stupid one" on the basis that you wrote in your comment "u iz da stupid 1. at least u cood thik of a betta name dan anoimous, wats dat ment to mean?". Anonymous is not my screen name. It appears when someone without a blogspot account wants to comment on somebodys blog. Anonymous means that the person is unknown or unidentified. In response to your final comment "Stupid head MC Stupid? LOLZ!", I gather that you are not much of an interlectual but strongly suggest you take some English courses.
Just to confirm, I am the "Anonymous" that made the "guide to differenciation" comment but I am not neccicarily the same "Anonymous" that made other comments. Understand now Britney? I apoligise but it astounds me how dumb she is. Thankyou and goodnight.
oh, to the other anonymous, its "apologise" not "apoligise" :P :P
and the internet was formed as a research tool. not for fuckhead emos to create loser blogs, nor was it formed for me to harrass people, but hey, thats how its turned out.
I'm going back to usenet now.
none of you fuckers know what that is, so its safe.
oh wait. maybe theres an alt.emo.faggots.
Alll these people are parodies. its so funny.
i apologise for my spelling error. its kind of ironic seeing as i was telling britney she was using really bad english.
your apology is accepted. Please don't go all emo as a result of my correcting your grammer.
*cough*
It is spelt 'grammar'.
it's also necessarily* and intellectual* :-)
I'll bet poor little Courtney never though the comments section of his blog would be used in a battle of grammar corrections. If he even exists. I'm not sure if I want him to or not...
well wasnt that fun kids?
i think im pregnant. the test came out positive but it was only a crappy home test.
well a deffinate way telling if ur pregnant is to punch ur stomache a few times then hurl urself down the stairs, then u are deffinately not pregnant.
thanks you were a great help. i tried and when i got to the bottom of the stairs a warm goo was leaking from my genitalia and parts of baby came out. turns out i was pregnant but its not a baby anymore.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
do you try to go to sleep early so you can jack off before your brother comes to bed?
tahnee is dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb and i hope she drowns in cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
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