Friday, December 15, 2006

oh my god what a fucken cop out.

my birthday is on christmas day, yeah i know it sucks. i dont know if i told you but mum used to tell me that i was the best birthday present she ever got but then afew years ago she got a juicer so she doesn't say that anymore.

so anyway every year they want to combine my birthday present and christmas presentso i get somethign a little bit bigger than my brothers presents. but it still doesnt add up to two different sets of presents. it fucken sucks theres nothing worse. birthdays fucken suck.

so this year ill be 16, big woop. i just cant wait until im 18, then ill be happy. ill be able to vote and buy smokes and go to overage concerts and legally drink and stuff. at least when i turn 16 i can get my liscence. that'll be good.

schools finishing up so thats good. yesterday was the last day so afterwards alyson and harley and me went to greensborough plaza to hang out. we went to planet 13, since thats like the best shop in the world, maybe even better than dangerfield.

i wanted to have harley and alyson over for my birthday, but their parents said they had family stuff all day and then my stepdad said well why don't you just celarbrate your bday a month later and i said 'um, im SORRY, was i BORN on the 25 of January? NO I WASNT, why do you want me to live a lie?!' he just doesnt et how important it is to be authentic.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah i have the same problem. well actually its not my birthday thats on christmas its my uncles. come to think of it hes not my uncle i just know what he looks like without a shirt. come to think of it his birthday is not on christmas its actually march the 3rd. that aside i still have the exact same problem as you.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yes! YES!

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahh courtney. your lame bullshit has been missed so much.
I knew I could count on you for bullshit whiney omg-my-life-is-so-sucky-and-so-bad-think-i'll-write-some-crappy-poetry crap around christmas.

If it's so important to be authentic, then you should probably not celebrate christmas at all, or receive presents for christmas, as i'm betting you aren't a catholic, and christmas is all about teh baby jesus.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous,we LUV Courtney and his emotastic life, don't B such a h8er!

What you just need Courtney, is a big, fat cock up your arse - turn that frown upside down!

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I don't hate courtney. I just think he's a dick.. and i'm trying to actually educate him.

8:50 AM  

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